The Republic of Canadian New Jersey is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 814 million Canadian New Jerseyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ontario. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Canadian New Jerseyian economy, worth 87.5 trillion Jerseyian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,436 Jerseyian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Canadian New Jerseyian democracy, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian New Jersey's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Canadian New Jersey is ranked 62,231^st in the world and 206^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 495.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.